the family is in the van, racing to the girl's dance class.
daddy is driving.
chaos reigns in the back seats;
cheerful, rowdy, pain and suffering exchanges between the two siblings.
a bellow from the driver is issued:
"HEY!!! settle down back there!!!! i could have an accident!!"
silence, then a small voice replies:
"you mean pee your pants?"
i almost peed my pants.